Patch 3

Changes

• Fixed a bug causing shopping carts to veer slightly left for no discernible reason.
• Mechanical pencils are now 6% less likely to break under normal writing pressure.
• Cloud shapes are now 8% more recognizable as animals.
• Slightly improved the odds of remembering what you walked into the kitchen for.
• Coffee now cools 0.5% slower on rainy days.
• Pens are 4% less likely to run out of ink while signing important documents.
• Fixed an issue where leftover pizza would sometimes vanish from communal fridges after midnight.

Known Bugs

• The faint aroma of toast might occur in elevator lobbies without any nearby kitchen facilities.
• Keys are commonly not where they should be.
• Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
• Mirrors may show a slightly more tired version of yourself before 9am.
• Some shoelaces may spontaneously untie themselves when no one is looking.
• Socks placed on beds may migrate to the floor overnight without user input.
• Feline movement patterns remain partially governed by quantum uncertainty, resulting in apparent teleportation.

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